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48 BCE: Caesar's Shocking Triumph, Pompey's Brutal Assassination!
By Papyrus Paparazzi.- a long, long time ago.
Phew, what a year it's been in sunny Italia! We'll need more than grapes and wine to recover from this one, citizens.
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Shocking News: Emperor Trajan Dead - Rome Shattered, August 8, 117
By Gossipus Maximus.- a long, long time ago.
Alright, folks, you might want to grab a chair (or a chariot, we're not judging) for this one. The city is buzzing; the whispers - *no*, shouts - are echoing off the marble; Emperor Trajan is no more.
317 CE: Power, Murder & Vanity: The Dark Reign of Emperor Constantius II
By Clickbaiticus Historius.- a long, long time ago.
Hey, Romans, strap your sandals tight because you're in for a wild ride! The Roman Empire has a fresh face on the throne — Constantius II.
317 CE: Power-Hungry Constantius II's Murderous Reign Ends in Irony!
By Clickbaiticus Historius.- a long, long time ago.
Hey there, Rome enthusiasts! Brace yourselves as we dive into the juicy story of our very own power-hungry Constantius II, whose reign just came to an ironic end in 361 CE.
Majorian's Gruesome Demise Ordered by Ricimer, 461 AD Exposed!
By Gossipus Maximus.- a long, long time ago.
Hear ye, hear ye! This just in: the Ancient Roman Empire is swamped in scandal and intrigue once more!
439 CE Scandal: Eudoxia Crowned Augusta in Ravenna Power Play!
By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
Get ready for a ride, folks, because Rome is on fire, and not in the Nero way. Our girl Eudoxia has just been crowned Augusta, and I mean, Talk about a power move!
178 CE Shock: Emperor Marcus Aurelius Ditches Rome for Danube!
By Clickbaiticus Historius.- a long, long time ago.
**Breaking news, folks! ** In a surprise move that's got all of Rome reeling, our much-loved Emperor Marcus Aurelius has upped sticks and legged it to the Danube.
178 CE Shock: Marcus Aurelius Ditches Rome for Danube Drama!
By Clickbaiticus Historius.- a long, long time ago.
In an unprecedented turn of events, this year - 178 CE, our beloved Emperor Marcus Aurelius has done the unthinkable. He's packed his bags, ditched the cozy comforts of Rome, and now, he's got his eyes set on the rough and turbulent Danube region.
70 CE: Titus Flavius' Siege, Temple Plunder and the Birth of Tisha B'Av!
By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
--- Guys and gals, sit back and strap in because I've got a tale that's hotter than a Roman bathhouse sauna! This year, 70 CE, has been one wild chariot ride!
367 CE: Teen Heartthrob Gratian Crowned Augustus by Dad Valentinian!
By Gossipus Maximus.- a long, long time ago.
Hold onto your togas, folks! Run a comb through that laurel wreath because the Roman Empire is in for a wild ride!
379 CE: Gratian's Shocking Heresy Hunt Sends Arians Running!
By Gossipia Gladiatrix.- a long, long time ago.
For those of you who've been living under an aqueduct for the past few decades, here's the skinny on this whole Arian controversy. It all started with this guy, Arius, right?
379 CE: Emperor Gratian's Savage Purge of Heretics Revealed!
By Gossipus Maximus.- a long, long time ago.
Roll up, roll up, ladies and gents, grab your clay tablets, feathered quills, and inkpots because boy, do we have a story for you! Fresh off the streets of Ancient Rome, 379 CE, we're bringing you all the hot goss on Emperor Gratian's latest antics – and let me tell you, it's not just the summer sun that's been scorching hot this year.
47 BCE Shock: Caesar’s Stunning Triumph Over King Pharnaces in Zela!
By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
Well, slap my sandals and call me Spartacus, what a shocker we had in Zela yesterday! That's right, folks, our boy Julius Caesar, the man, the myth, the legend, snatched victory from the jaws of King Pharnaces and his Pontic army.
461 CE Shocker: Emperor Majorian Beheaded after Terrifying Five-Day Torture!
By Quotius Factius.- a long, long time ago.
By Gaius Tabloidus Rome, August 7, 461 CE What happens in Rome doesn't always stay in Rome, folks! Today, in the heart of the Eternal City, we've had a reality show worthy of the gods themselves.
461 CE Shock: Emperor Majorian Gruesomely Beheaded by Ruthless Rimier!
By Papyrus Paparazzi.- a long, long time ago.
Let me spill the imperial tea for you. It all started when Majorian, a military bigwig, became a puppet emperor for the real powerhouse, Generalissimo Ricimer.
Hannibal Humiliates Romans: Epic 216 BCE Cannae Showdown!
By Gossipia Gladiatrix.- a long, long time ago.
Yup, you read it right folks! It's 216 BC, and the epic showdown at Cannae has just unfolded!
216 BCE: Hannibal's Daring Move Crushes Romans at Cannae!
By Clickbaiticus Historius.- a long, long time ago.
It's 216 BCE, and whoa Nellie, we've got a fight on our hands! In one corner, representing the home team, we've got Rome, the reigning heavyweight champ of the Mediterranean.
47 BCE Scandal: Julius Caesar Crushes King Pharnaces II at Zela!
By Gossipus Maximus.- a long, long time ago.
**August 2, 47 BCE** Oh boy, Rome! Get your togas in a twist because we've got a juicy tale straight from the battlefield!
461 CE Scandal: Emperor Majorian Horrifically Beheaded after Shocking Coup!
By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
This just in, folks, and you're not going to believe it. Emperor Majorian, the big boss of the Western Roman Empire, has just been brutally ousted from his throne!
30 BCE Tragedy: Mark Antony - Roman Heartthrob Ends It All!
By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
Well, folks, if you thought 31 BCE was a sizzler, hold onto your togas because this year has officially taken the chalice for drama! Yes, you guessed right, we're talking about none other than Rome's sexiest soldier, Mark Antony.
126 CE Scandal! New Emperor's Austerity Puts Rome in Uproar!
By Quotius Factius.- a long, long time ago.
Pop the cork off your amphorae, folks! It's 126 CE, and this isn't your usual gossip about gladiatorial showdowns or the latest togas in vogue.
258 BCE: Heroic Officer Saves Army and Inspires Temple Dedication!
By Papyrus Paparazzi.- a long, long time ago.
Hey, Romans! You won't believe what happened on the battlegrounds in 258 BCE.
30 BCE Shocking Drama: Mark Antony's Tragic Suicide - Cleopatra Devastated!
By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
Oh boy, do we have some scorching hot gossip straight from the heart of the Roman Empire, folks! This one's a doozy, so you better grab your togas and buckle in.
294 BCE Scandal: Consul Funds Temple with Stolen Fines!
By Papyrus Paparazzi.- a long, long time ago.
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Confessions of a Gladiator: The Raw Grit of Roman Daily Life!
By Gossipus Maximus.- a long, long time ago.
Hey Rome-ies! Ready to dive head first into the dust and blood of the Colosseum?
Confessions Unveiled: Up Close and Personal With Socrates!
By Clickbaiticus Historius.- a long, long time ago.
Buckle up, Rome, because we're taking a time hop back to 399 BCE. We're smack dab in the middle of the trial of the century, and it's a doozy.
Exposed: Socrates' Hidden Lives - Up Close & Personal!
By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
**Juicy news alert! ** Our beloved oldie, Socrates, is back in the limelight and not for his wisdom or his philosophical ruminations, but for his, wait for it.
Ancient Rome's Daily Grind!
By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
Ah, the hustle and bustle of Ancient Rome! We’re here to give you a glimpse into the daily grind of this fascinating city.
Ancient Rome's Stunning Spectacle!
By Clickbaiticus Historius.- a long, long time ago.
It's an exciting time in Rome today! Across the city, the people of Rome are preparing for an incredible spectacle, a show of unparalleled grandeur and glory that will surely leave its mark on history.
Ancient Rome Unveils Amazin' Invention!
By Gossipia Gladiatrix.- a long, long time ago.
It's been a wild couple of months in Ancient Rome with our great leader Julius Caesar having been appointed as dictator in February of 44 BC. But now, the citizens of Rome have something else to shout about - the unveiling of an amazin' invention that promises to revolutionize the Roman daily life!
Empress Livia: Deified After Major Triumph Over Rome's Enemies
By Gossipus Maximus.- a long, long time ago.
Oh, _Livia_! She was the true ruler of the Roman Empire, and today we honor her as one of the greatest heroines in Ancient Rome.